“I’ll have him to go.”
“When you’re worried about your new haircut.”
“Everyone needs a nice spot to rest their head.”
“Naptime for blondes only.”
“Wag your tutu.”

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“The detail on this snowman is unbelievable.”

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“That tartan really brings out his ears.”

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“Dog bed.”

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“Somebody get my ear net.”

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“Get a room! Or a leash.”
“I’ve seen that look in your eye before.”
“Twinning.”
“Is that a dog or a cloud?”
“I wish I had an underwater shot.”

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“Everyone has a favorite stuffed animal.”

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“My pets always hog the bed, too.”

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“Naptime for the puppy means it’s naptime for mom.”

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“Sleeping like cats and dogs.”

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